Haikus of Anything

Walking past a house,

A window, no curtains drawn,

See there, two bishies.

When I see penny

On the ground, I lean forward

I see it’s a rock.

I have always found,

Half-empty water bottles,

Alone, disturbing.

neverjoeynever:

I want one of these, land Shark

multicoloredmirrors:

i love those things

lifeofkatie:

shark spam time!

(via presidents)

omgscottie:

SANTA+BMX+SHARKS=SUPER FUCKING AWESOME

chikchikchik:

Haha, I love that backpack so much. Favorite purchase of the year.

it lurks in toilet

splash! but nothing happened

don’t sit down on seat